Here it comes over the brow of the hilarity. It’s Tim Vine in a train. Stand back from the platform in case you get hit by a prop. Every carriage is packed full of gags. Can you hear them? Chug chug joke joke, chug chug joke joke. Be on your guard. This train Timinates here.

King of the one-liner and star of BBC1 ‘Not Going Out’ tours the country with his brand new stand-up show with support from John Archer.

“No one else will give you as many gags for your money. Vine is superb, as clever as anything being done today” – The Guardian

“Vine is a supreme punmeister” – TIME OUT